A groundbreaking new theory

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Sugary Shampoo

Now I do not have much time so I'll make this quick. I believe that Roman Paulov is a manul undercover, and not just any manul, the king of all manuls. Now how do I know this, well look at this real photo that was recently recovered.

A photograph of a Pallas's cat

Yeah he said that. Plus the image says "image of a pallas cat". 

Plus he was able to summon that big manul, implying he has a power above it. Another thing is that no matter what, he will only buy things with manul rubles, nothing else. How does he have so many? Why can he summon big manul? Why did he say that? 

It's all because he is the king of manuls undercover.

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I made it all up.

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