Fattening Bulletin. Timofey’s Progress

Today is November 1 on the calendar, which means it is time to take stock of Timofey’s fattening progress so far.

As of yesterday, Saturday, October 31, 2026, the pear-shapedness indicators of Timofey’s body had reached confidently pear-shaped proportions.

In this photograph (Sunday, November 1, 2026), we can see the convex hull of Timofey’s photographic image converging steadily and asymptotically toward an ideal round shape. Circulation indicators are within the normal range.

A report from the scene by a special correspondent for the magazine “The Friendly Manul” will help us assess the dynamics of the process. For your convenience, the editors of the “Fattening Bulletin” app have included a transcript of the report:
— You’re watching the “Fattening Bulletin” segment. At this very moment, Timofey the Pallas’s cat is surveying the surroundings with an exceptionally cheerful expression and pondering the meaning of existence. And down below, on the porch—on his princely porch—lies this lovely little quail foot. Apparently, Timofey isn’t terribly hungry today. In light of this, we wish Timofey successful fattening, bon appétit, and hello to nobody.