The Fattening Bulletin
The managing editor of the “Fattening Bulletin” supplement to Manul's Health magazine has gathered the most interesting news from this intense fattening week for you.
Troubling news is coming from Krasnoyarsk. Boris’s keepers have broken the megacalorimeter; fattening is now being carried out by the heap method. For instance, yesterday Boris was heaped with two buckets of rats.
The Leningrad Zoo declined to comment on the disappearance of seven rabbit carcasses from the feed kitchen. An internal investigation is underway. The editorial team has also learned that the hammock in Shu the manul’s enclosure has torn. The bed could not withstand the cat’s body weight. The keepers refuse to comment on a possible connection between the two incidents.
At the Novosibirsk Zoo, one of the manuls got stuck in the fattening gauge. The zoo declined to comment. A user of the Manulization project, who wished to remain anonymous, attributed the incident to the gauge’s insufficient gauge. The editorial team, meanwhile, recalls the words of a well-brought-up rabbit.
At Korkeasaari Zoo in Helsinki, Finland, the carnivore department declined to comment on the need to purchase new scales, citing the need to meet the highest standards. The editorial team declines to comment on the broad interpretation of the term “high.”
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fat Novosibirsk cat
Novosibirsk manuls put on fat very easily—there is an extremely high density of caring grandmothers per square manul-meter in their area! Though this year, they will most likely be busy with their numerous grandchildren. At the very least, the adult manuls have every chance of enjoying pâté pie in the evenings without fearing an invasion of children 😉
And I’d be more careful about mentioning a well-behaved rabbit—Shu might hear you 🤫
The World Quail Congress issued a communiqué stating that the best source of protein for manuls is rat.
The World Rodent Association expressed deep concern and is preparing to file a protest.
anna_yu, The World Council of Manuls offered tasting and advisory support for the lawsuit.
Haha, the Barnaul Zoo and Chip are quietly giggling off to the side 😎😄
Vika Malyshkoverified_filled ,
Did a package from Kamchatka with red fish arrive for them? )
2 high-density spheres have been discovered in Tallinn. When asked, “how much is the fish,” they do not answer, merely snort something unintelligible in Estonian.